时间简史
提供科学版,文学版和程序版.
My Brief History of Time
//Scientific Version
(-∞, 1979)
A happy cell with thousands of varieties
(1979, 1980.7.18]
A cheerful embryo free of concern
(1980.7.18, 1981)
A sad,sensitive boy, born in Jinjiang City,Fujian Province,P.R.China,theEarth, the Milky Way Galaxy
(1981, 1986)
A curious observer and imitator to the world. So warmly surrounded by flowers and smiles.
(1986, 1988)
A black sheep in the kindergarten. A energetic killer to ants, sparrows, fishes and many mammals.
(1988,1992)
A lucky or unlucky guy in the elementary school, who never falls out of top 2 in the grade, at the cost of fame as a small bookworm.
(1992,1998)
A figure with 6-year legends in a famous middle school, never losing in various competitions or examinations. A dreamer of being both a physicist and a writer.
(1998,2002)
A shy,diligent guy in Tsinghua Univ., forgotten by Cupid, while embraced by Prometheus.
(2002,2004)
A overloaded master student in Tsinghua Univ.,dedicated to technology research and academic reading on social science.
(2004,2006)
An IT engineer for Digital TV technologies in Beijing, enjoying my limited spare time of free reading, writing and thinking.
(2006,2009+∆)
A vigorous Ph.D Candidate in the Univ. of Tokyo. A ambitious reformer to myself and my world, with belief of scientific mind and humanistic concern.
(2009,2060+∆)
An excellent scholar, as my wish, if possible, research on both natural science and humanities. If more than that, an active intellectual deeply involved into public domain of human.
(2060+∆,+∞)
Decomposed as various cells and molecules, diffused in the cosmos.
//Literature Version
1980年：出生，并发出第一声啼哭。出生前，上帝许诺要给我一个崭新的人生，世界为了迎接我准备了很多鞭炮和笑脸，可我还没做好足够的准备，经常以泪洗脸，怀念出生前无忧无虑的细胞生活。
1981～1985：学会吃饭、喝水、说话，走路，以及其它基本行为，对人类社会的复杂性有了初步的认识，包括认识了一部分人类并能正确区分他们和我的关系。这是我最受欢迎的时代，人见人爱，花见花开。
1986～1988：由于太淘气，被送入幼儿园，由阿姨严加看管。学会了和小伙伴玩游戏，上山捉麻雀，下水捉鱼虾，残害蜻蜓、蚱蜢等昆虫无数，祸及若干哺乳动物。正经事也干了一些，包括帮家里吃饭，在墙壁上涂鸦，在文具盒底偷偷写同桌小女孩的名字。如今同桌的伊已经婷婷玉立，嫁为商人妇，心生感叹！
1988～1992：从幼儿园顺利毕业，免试进入小学。上帝保佑，第一次期中考试一举高中全班榜眼，班主任另眼相看，被虚荣心驱使，不得不保持三好学生的先进性， 从此一发不可收拾，次次夺魁，沦为考试机器。喜读报纸，故事书，科普，手不释卷，如饥似渴不分场合地读书，人皆以我为呆子。
1992～1998：考入省重点中学，继续创造各种考试和竞赛的神话传说。初中喜读文史哲，高中专研数理化，两耳不闻窗外事，一心只读圣贤书。那是我求知的黄金年代，怀揣着物理学家兼作家的梦想，立志在科学和人文上有所作为。
1998.9～2002.7：踌躇满志地踏入清华。为繁重的学业所迫，埋头书山学海。花自飘零水自流,别有凌云壮志生.四年磨一剑，霜刃未曾试。此中有真义，得失寸心知。
2002.8～2004.7：保送本系读研。研一幸逢非典，得以勤读学术精品，聆听学者高论，遂有志于社会科学。研二以实验室为家，为航天国防鞠躬尽瘁，废寝忘食，终得以提前一年毕业，混得一纸文凭聊以谋生。
2004.8~2006.8: 混迹于中关村信息产业基地, 每周为中国数字电视事业奉献40余小时，换来若干钞票。从寓所到公司，两点一线的生活像是简谐运动，主要的娱乐活动是，每到周末，逛逛书店，听听讲座，看书写作，锻炼身体, 已然没了物理学家和作家的远大理想。
2006.10~2009(?) : 阴差阳错进了东京大学机械系,继续和MEMS打交道. 同时,开始尝试改造世界的第一步,创办双螺旋学术沙龙,改造学友会论坛,创办东大中国留学生SNS社区.开始系统地,深入地进行自然科学和社会科学研究训练.
鉴于日后的时间简史存在太多不确定性,只能用程序来说明,以Objective Pascal语言为例:
While(Not bGetAFacultyPosition) do
Begin
Choice:=God.PlayDice(MyCareer);
Opportunity:=God.Random(MyFuture);
If (Choice=ACADEMIC_RESEARCH) then//First Choice
Begin
If (((Self As PostDoctor) in FamousUniv) or ((Self As PostDoctor) in FamousGroup)) then
Begin
Self.Status:=PostDoctor;
Inc(Self.TimeHistory);
Dec(Self.Charming);
End;
End
Elsif(Choice=INDUSTRY_PRACTICE) then//Second Choice
Begin
Try
Luck:=Setup HighTechCompany(MEMS or IT);
AcademicReserach(BasedOnSpareTime);
If (Luck>=GOOD_ENOUGH) then
Begin
Earn(Money, Experience,etc);
Buy(BigHouseOnSeaside);
End
Else
Begin
Lose(Money);
Earn(Experience,etc);
Rent(SamllHouseInDowntown);
End;
AcademicReserach(AllTime);
Except//If any fatal problems occur, and the program cannot be excuted normally
ShowWarning(”It seems that you are too young, too simple, sometimes naive. “);
ShowPrompt(”Why not go back to be a poor scholar?”);
End;
End
Else//Other Destinies, who knows?
Begin
God.Determine(MyFate);
Self.SeizeThroat(MyFate);
End;
BecomeAScholar(Enthusiasm, Time, Effort,Chances);
End;
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